I almost never forward jokes, but...

I laughed out loud.

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump (substitute a baseball bat if you're American) shoved up his backside.

No, I did not write this joke. I have no idea who did. It was sent to me by someone else with a sense of humour.

Comments

[shannon]

Although I no longer have a monthly visit from Aunt Flo, I can remember that man's face very fondly! LOL

Shannon - January ICLW

[Daria]

That is too funny! I appreciate the share. I'm going through a pretty crappy bout with PMS and that made me laugh. Thank you!

Happy ICLW!

[marisa]

Oh my goodness - I'm laughing so much I can barely breathe!

[Lisa]

Thanks for the thumbs up on that one. I'm not a great joke teller, but as a PMS-sufferer myself, I had a big LOL moment.

BTW, Daria, I coach on PMS issues, so if you let me know how it affects your life, it will help me do a blog on that.

Lisa